Rules:
Don't get hit (of course)
No Pantsuit (invincibility powerup)
No Pausing
Only use "Sacrifice" attack in the final boss (it is required in that fight)

This journey was a very interesting one. Going in, it felt like a momentous task:
The stages felt tedious, the poop enemies in Biden's Stage spawn a ton of bullets, the Spartan stage had some weird parts, Bernie's stage has infinitely spawning enemies and Mets.
There's the 6-boss Boss rush, the DNC-2 Mainstream Media boss, the final boss which becomes pure mayhem at the end...
but so much of the challenge can be nullified with pattern and strategy.
The [Main] Six have consistent behaviors. The media attacks happen in a set order, and you can quick kill a TV before the second one. If you stun-lock Smart Ass, he never can spawn any of the candidate ghosts or laser bursts.
By this run, I felt neutral up until the "Big Tech" boss. The shuffling after each attack can be scary (as you see here), but even that fight felt easier as my "game sense" grew.

While I originally played this game because I recognized YoSniper and "haha MAGA politics ecks dee", it actually is engaging as a One-Hit grind.

Chapters:
0:00 - Erase prior save
0:07 - Elizabeth Warren ( "erm... what the Freedom?" )
1:55 - Joe Biden ( Dark Brandon )
3:42 - Bernie Sanders ( Bernie AOC Antifa Slumber Party )
5:46 - Kamala Harris ( Squid Games )
7:28 - Cory Booker ( Masculine Gay Men )
9:22 - Pete Buttigieg ( Feminine Gay Men )
11:57 - DNC-1 ( The Mane Six )
13:15 - Boss Rush
17:57 - DNC-2 ( TheNewsCrimson )
20:34 - Mainstream Media Boss
22:02 - DNC-3 ( Silly Con Valley )
23:16 - Big Tech Boss
25:20 - Smart Ass ( Wendy's Bacon Jalapeño Chicken )
27:57 - Ending Cutscene
28:59 - Credits

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